| "korean soap operas were created in the 13th century by Satan himself to destroy the korean male. how do i know this? look at the state of the korean male population these days. most of them are beyond metrosexual. they giggle and cover their mouths. they can't handle beef. they pick at sandwiches and place the bits in their mouth, not actually taking a bite. they look like the guy on the dvd cover. they have a genetic mutation that causes their testes to secret estrogen. they should be called esticles for their secretion of estrogen. there should be no "my sassy girl". it should be "if you give me sass again im either cutting your credit card or giving you a sassy kick to the back. now shut up and stop breathing. you're taking up my airspace. and please dont be an organ donor. i dont want any part of you living on. ever." the sequal should be "my sassy girl 2: guess who's wearing the ovaries".
DID YOU KNOW?
-that trees are used to make paper?
-that gelatin is contained in altoids?
-that satan and his dark minions are busy in HELL creating the next hip soap opera for korean males to giggle over while doodling in their bluebear and morning glory notebooks?
-or another 13 year old pop idol for korean kids to follow that has had more plastic surgery done on her face than on just ONE of pamela lee's boobs?
-or that every time you watch a korean soap opera, a mother duck watches one of her baby ducks get run over?
-or that satan laughs a grizzly laugh knowing that a large portion of your soul is being placed directly in his hand every time you go to k-video or seoul market and return with a bag full of tapes?
-that before every korean pop music show or tv, the cast circles together back stage and kills a goat, wears its horns, drinks its blood, and scream "satan, may the flesh of this goat appease you as we continue your dark world and corrupt the youth?"
- that SBS, MBS, all the korean record labels and marilyn manson have joined a pack to create Satanpalooza 2005 in which they will lure you into joining their evil, druid and wiccan practices and will force you to wear the mark of the beast on your forehead and hands?
- that if you play the introduction to "namja set, yuja set" backwards, you can hear the murdering of kitten as the cast screams "the third reich begins here!"
its true. trust me. its true."
-courtesy of mister koo- |
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| This is what havin friends, being PIMPED out and goin to a boring College Formal is all about...
"Cuz I'm a muthafuckin P-I-M-P~"
lol... http://community.webshots.com/user/thechoness has more pix.
You KNOW I just HAD to wear a suit... come on now. :)
If you notice that little glimmery thing on my left leg (on the right leg if you're lookin at the pic)... Since I wore a diff. necklace, i HAD to keep the necklace with the "promise ring" I share w/ Ryan on me... so I looped it through a belt loop! |
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updated.
the webshots thing that i host pix on was also updated.
oh.
and rockapella is fuckin awesome. |
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Oh, that's where it's at.
Yes. I made friends, female friends, in college... Here's to a new era. Jackie, Sung, Amy, Sabrina, and myself @ Menlo
 
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